You might be getting bigger, but sure as hell, your intelligence isn’t. Enjoy the birthday anyway.
Woah, time flies when you’re having fun! How’d we get so old?
May you live to be so old that the mere sight of you horrifies young children and ex-lovers. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my best friend, the one who laughs at my silly jokes and still stands beside me even when I do dumb and stupid things!
Best friend, we’ve been through it all. We’ve celebrated birthdays together from our diaper days as kids, and I look forward to our diaper days as adults. Let’s live it up while we’re young.
I’ve got an idea, let’s give you so much to drink that I can convince you it’s my birthday and then you’ll buy me a present! Have a very happy birthday.
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Best friends never need to be told they are best friends. So, I don’t need to tell you, right? Have a fantastic birthday, buddy!
Sooner than you think, there will be no point in coloring your hair; it’s all going to start falling out and then you will have to buy a wig anyway. So, stop worrying about the inevitable. Happy birthday friends!
Please get a funfetti cake for your birthday. Since you are no fun, at least the cake should be.
Happy 50th birthday, my senior friend. I hope you’re counting your blessings, not your wrinkles.
Happy birthday to someone I hope is my friend even when we’re too senile to remember each other’s birthdays.
It’s your birthday! Which means it’s a great excuse to make some bad decisions, let’s party it up!
Here’s to hoping all your candles this year don’t set off the fire alarm. Your birthday is gonna be lit.
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