Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.
To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even.
I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Enjoy your gift of nothing!
Today friend, you should be glad! You can paint on canvas and not in a cave!
Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings, and you hope it isn’t for you. Happy birthday!
I got you popcorn for your birthday because you’re poppin.
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For your birthday, I wanted to get you something to remind you of your youth, but they were sold out of cave art and dinosaur bones.
Wishing you a happy early birthday so I don’t have to remember it later.
Happy birthday! If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them!
Happy birthday to the one person I hope is still around when the iPhone 547 comes out.
You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy Birthday!
I’m not a fan of overly sweet messages as you know, birthdays are for fun! So let’s ditch the old folks later and get out and about like we used to!
Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
Hey bestie, I know you are sad about your age this year, but no worries- I’m here to blow out your candles for you so you can feel like a real kid again!
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