For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.
To my friend on his birthday, I want you to know that I’ve always looked up to you. Yes, you’re taller than me, but I’ve always admired your style and impeccable grooming. By the way, time to trim that nose hair.
Happy Birthday to a person who regularly makes me pee myself with laughter. By the way, that’s going to happen more and more the older we get.
Your special day has finally arrived, in which you prefer to celebrate at home than to have a party, you are already a grandfather. Have a very happy day.
So, tell me, buddy, how old are you now? I mean those parts that you were born with, terminator?
Happy birthday to one of my favorite guys! I hope your day is as awesome as you are. And yes, I know that sappy stuff makes you cringe. But we don’t always get what we want for our birthday, do we?
Today a brilliant, charming, intelligent, and very talented person was born, what a pity it wasn’t you. Well, maybe next year you will do better. I wish you the best of success, hahaha. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday to the only person I’d want sitting beside me in a prison cell.
You’re mad, crazy, loopy, and bonkers. And I wouldn’t want to have you any other way!
Happy Birthday to the person who knows about all of my most embarrassing moments and witnessed many of them first-hand.
Time can be a good healer, but unfortunately it is a bad beautician, and in your case, it is proved. Have a great birthday!
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Happy birthday to my best friend, the one who laughs at my silly jokes and still stands beside me even when I do dumb and stupid things!
Best friend, we’ve been through it all. We’ve celebrated birthdays together from our diaper days as kids, and I look forward to our diaper days as adults. Let’s live it up while we’re young.
I’ve got an idea, let’s give you so much to drink that I can convince you it’s my birthday and then you’ll buy me a present! Have a very happy birthday.
Best friends never need to be told they are best friends. So, I don’t need to tell you, right? Have a fantastic birthday, buddy!
Sooner than you think, there will be no point in coloring your hair; it’s all going to start falling out and then you will have to buy a wig anyway. So, stop worrying about the inevitable. Happy birthday friends!
Please get a funfetti cake for your birthday. Since you are no fun, at least the cake should be.
Happy 50th birthday, my senior friend. I hope you’re counting your blessings, not your wrinkles.
Happy birthday to someone I hope is my friend even when we’re too senile to remember each other’s birthdays.
It’s your birthday! Which means it’s a great excuse to make some bad decisions, let’s party it up!
Here’s to hoping all your candles this year don’t set off the fire alarm. Your birthday is gonna be lit.
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Happy Birthday, dear one. I love you and will love you until the very end. To be clear, this doesn’t mean that you are any better than me. Love you.
Happy Birthday Sister. As a kid, you were a lioness. But with the rising age, you’re becoming a lazy cat.
You know I am a dietician, now as you celebrate your birthday, cut two cakes and take each on one hand and you will be on a balanced diet.
Pharmaceutical companies should take a few swabs of your DNA and bottle its chemical composition to create a product called Emotional Healer. Happy birthday sis!
I’m not a fan of overly sweet messages as you know, birthdays are for fun! So let’s ditch the old folks later and get out and about like we used to!
Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
Hey bestie, I know you are sad about your age this year, but no worries- I’m here to blow out your candles for you so you can feel like a real kid again!
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I used to miss my childhood, but it seems like you’ve rewound the whole story.
Since I’m not left with any option besides of accepting a creature like you as my sister, let’s make it considerable. Happy Birthday to the prettiest alien.
It’s time to celebrate the day of my freaky weirdo with loads and loads of joy.
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Dear wifey! Happy birthday. You will always be my Queen. And I suppose I will always be your domestic worker cum money maker! May our journey continue till eternity! Lots of love darling!
Happy Birthday to my lovely and supportive Wife! Dear, when I want to laugh, all I do is look at your face! Hahaha! I am sure you look at my face too when you feel like laughing your heart out!
You are the Nutella to my toast and the ice cream to my apple pie. Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife.
Happy Birthday to the only woman I would ever want as my co-pilot.
Happy Birthday, my beautiful wife. If we had been on the Titanic and only had 1 door between us, I would have made room for you and never let you go.
Happy birthday to my wrinkled yet gorgeously beautiful wife! Too many birthdays may have murdered your youth and wrinkled your skin, but I love you even more.
Happy birthday! Honey, now you are as old as your ancestors! More power to you!
For your birthday, sweetheart, I bought you a walking stick. You’re welcome! Happy birthday!
Do you need candles for the cake? I don’t think so, as your smile shall be enough to light up the environment. Happy birthday, Love.
Happy Birthday, my wife! Today we celebrate and you are not allowed to lift a finger. Dinner, laundry, and cleaning will be taken care of, put your feet up and enjoy your day!
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Growing old is Mandatory but growing up is Optional. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday to you, my friend! I’m glad to see that you haven’t changed a bit since we were kids!
I will go ahead and make your day. Happy Birthday, my good friend. I didn’t even log on to Facebook to be told it was your special day. I hope you make it a great one.
Happy birthday, buddy! I wanted to get you a gift that would put a smile on your face and make you laugh before realizing you already have me for that!
Happy birthday buddy! I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.
Can I come over to go shopping in your closet? They say ‘vintage’ is trending this year. Happy Birthday, my fashionable old friend.
You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, happy birthday!
If you’re getting old, that means I am too!
Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don’t have that kind of time!
You are more adored than you could possibly realize. I hope that on your birthday you receive enough love to last a lifetime cousin. You can start with mine. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my awesome cousin who has caused mayhem since the day they were born. May you continue to do so for many years to come.
Happy Birthday to you my dear cousin! It’s an extraordinary day to celebrate for you now have one more year to live and a brilliant future to suspect.
The secret to make my real sister jealous is on spending more time with a great cousin like you, best birthday!
I’m sending birthday wishes to a cousin who has been like a sister to me. You have my best wishes. Happy birthday cuz
As you celebrate your birthday, I celebrate having a wonderful cousin like you. I’m sending my best wishes to a woman who’s beautiful inside and out. Happy birthday cuz
As you celebrate your birthday, I celebrate having a wonderful cousin like you. I’m sending my best wishes to a woman who’s beautiful inside and out. Happy birthday cuz
Dear cousin, blessed is the day that you were brought to planet earth. Today is unquestionably the best time to cheer and celebrate for one more year is included into your life. Happy Bday.
May you have a phenomenal day! Happy Birthday, Cousin!
It’s your birthday, and you don’t look any older. You just look more handsome. Best wishes and happy birthday cousin!
To my favorite cousin, having you in my life is certainly a source of joy and happiness. Happy Birthday and May all your wishes come true.
Dear cousin, blessed is the day that you were born. Today is definitely the best time to rejoice and celebrate for another year is added into your life.
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To my favorite cousin, having you in my life is undoubtedly a source of joy and happiness. Happy Birthday and May all your wishes come true.
There are some people that always know the words to bring a smile to your face. You are that person to me! Have a wonderful birthday and thanks so much for always looking out for me. Happy birthday cuzzie!
Happy birthday, darling! Wish big, dream big, and always follow your heart!
Cousin, we are definitely a family, cousins tried and true. Best Birthday Cousin. I am so happy I’m related toy YOU.
You should be proud of yourself! Not everyone gets to celebrate their twenty first birthday. Enjoy the wonderful gift of life! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the most beautiful cousin in the world whom I treat like a real sister! Thank you for everything my dear. You certainly made my life so much happier!
Cousin, I know that every year when you get older, it seems like time goes by faster and faster. You just graduated from high school last month already?! Time flies when you’re having fun. Wishing you a great summer and many more birthdays to come! Love ya!
A little birdie whispered in my ear that today is your birthday. I hope you have an amazing day. I wish you nothing but joy, love, and laughter in the coming year
Cousin, let your birthday celebration be filled with laughter, smiles, warmth and many other birthdays to come!
You are more adored than you could possibly realize. I hope that on your birthday you receive enough love to last a lifetime cousin. You can start with mine. Happy birthday!
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Cousins are a little slice of childhood. I’m grateful I had you in my life to love, cherish, and annoy. Happy birthday!
For all the years you ratted me out to my parents I forgive you, because it’s your birthday. Also, I may have ratted you out to your parents a couple times too.
Happy Birthday, Cousin! There are some people who always know the words to bring a smile to your face. You are that person to me! Have a wonderful birthday and keep shining your beautiful light for all the world to see!
I love you is such a small and simple phrase, but it carries the depth of my feelings for you. I hope you feel the sincerity in my words, because I truly mean it. Happy birthday!
You are a blessing to have. We are happy and grateful every day to have you as a cousin. Thanks for being such a good listener, and I hope you have a birthday you will always remember.
I want to tell you on this special day how loved and blessed I feel to have you as my cousin. You are part of my family and life, but you feel like more than that.
All your dreams may come true. You get happiness and all the love around you. Happy birthday my dear cousin!
You have always helped me get out of trouble, and for that I am thankful. Although, most of the time you were also the person who got me into trouble. Thanks anyway cousin.
The most valuable things in life can show up in the most unlikely places. Like cousins. You mean so much to me, and I adore you.
Now that it is your birthday, I hope you continue to grow wiser with each passing day. I would like to tell you I am grateful to have you in my life, and I am proud of all the success you have achieved.
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Happy Birthday, Cousin! You have always been the fun one in the family. You inspire us all to take the time to do new things and have a blast! Hoping you keep up the good times and have a super fun day with your friends.
Happy birthday, the most boring cousin! I can’t imagine how a person can become so quiet and boring and always hide under books. But cousin, I don’t know why I love you so much.
Happy Birthday. To My Amazing Cousin. It’s your day! Go crazy and enjoy it! I can’t wait to see what wonderful things life brings you this next year.
It’s your birthday! Now you can do whatever you want! Wait… you do that anyway. Happy birthday to my favourite cousin! Love you lots.
Dear cousin, since the day you were born, you are a blessing to our family. I hope you have many more birthdays to celebrate. For now, let’s get crazy on your special day.
Happy Birthday. Happiness is having you for my family. Cousins are like sisters and best friends all rolled up into one! Have a beautiful day.
My Dear lovely cousin, happy birthday! For me, you’re much more than a cousin, you’re my play partner and my best friend. May you always be surrounded by your loved ones! Have a remarkable day and make a lot of good memories.
May we celebrate each other’s birthdays together until we’re too old to remember whose is whose! Happy birthday!
I wish you live longer and all your dreams come true. You get what you want and never be in any blue. Happy birthday dear cousin sister!
My lovely cousin, happy birthday! Today I promise you that, I will never reveal your any secrets to anyone in exchange of some gifts. Love you cutie, can’t wait to celebrate your birthday.
